What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

You're welcome!

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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