- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is pi? Because circles.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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