- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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