Nicolas Cage's acting.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

TWIX PAUSE!

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

civil rights

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Womens rights !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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