Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

What black and has children A black man

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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