Your dads dead. lol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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