- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

A man... walks.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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