- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

A man... walks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Your dads dead. lol

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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