Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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Bumsniffer

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Anti Joke

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