- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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