- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

You read the Terms of Service.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Your mums a penis joke.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

A woman walks into a bar.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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