- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Dylan is gay

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

acualy is dolan

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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