I said I hate niiggers

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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matty russel are you on here

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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