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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Women's rights.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Your mom.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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