Im black

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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