Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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A white person at Harvard

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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