Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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a man said hi.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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