What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

An irish man walks out of a bar

You're welcome!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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