- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

I was born.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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