- Anti Joke

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why does life suck? Because it does

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.