- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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