yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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hi michael

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Yeah right loser!

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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quik reply fuckker, im at the room on the left at the uh... forgot anywayss third floor, to the end of the hospital, btw, I told The Goat and Fingern to wait for you at the entrance, and I paid them to kick your ass... WHOS YOUR DADDY! Well soon ill be your dad and the father of your sisters first kid! Man, relax, I told them to just drag you outside and kick you in the nuts, then some atomixc elbows and make u bleed... Your suufering is none of use of me if your ded, plz reply abut your sufferage when they are done, u really think id fight your dirty shit yourself? I AM THE LEADer THE ONE WHO KNOcKS! I DONT LIKE THE FIGHT! PEOPLE FIGHT FOR ME! IN MY NamEN MY GLORY!! Amen, you will soon become an uncle... Nah, tell your sis its a joke, I already told her I insist bangign her look at the pone Goat has in his poket, her last responz is "now?" and two smileys with eyes poppingg XD Seriously, if they are not already kicking your ass... Well, they sent me a pic, I suppose you will end up at the hospital too, looks bad kid... But you know the goat, that kid wants to kill, and probably has... ill let theem know that if thhhhey kill youu, they hmmm... then I cantt beat you um mysepf, so no killins in my name, reelas ill call em, but you are just bruise now, I want moar blood. Nero Metal, the coldest leader, of the universe. (dat tok like 6 mins to tyype so wort it, if you diee, i dont responsible for the goat, but i think finger will stop him zoon.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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