- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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