- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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