why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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your mother

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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One below was by me: Walter H

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Spotto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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