- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Erectile Dysfunction.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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