What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Morning wood.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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