So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

knock knock Come in!!!

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Wombat monkey juice.

pickle sniffer

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Jesus was a good guy

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

A horse walks into a barn.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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