- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Cripples are lame.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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