Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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