I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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tee hee

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Penis.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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