- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Your mom.

one day i went to bed

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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