What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Im black

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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