- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Women's rights.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Your mom.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

A baby seal walks into a club.

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