How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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You're*

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Mormons having fun.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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The Holocaust.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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