- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Women's rights

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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