How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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