Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Give me thumbs up!

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Your mom.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Donald Trump

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Are you gay? No. Ok.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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