- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Chicken penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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