- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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