One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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