- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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