What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

try slamming a revolving door

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Women's rights.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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