okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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4 1/2

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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