Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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