Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Women's rights.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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