they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What you reading? reading?

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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