- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

obama

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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