A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Gun Control

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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