what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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why does column have a letter n?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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