Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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donald................duck for president

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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who is mark

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Cheese stick

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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