Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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