Billy Cundiff.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

joke

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

The BCS

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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