Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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