Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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