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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why did the book disappear?

Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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