Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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the WNBA

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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