yo mama is fat shes fat

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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