What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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