Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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the WNBA

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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