- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

What's worse than eating cows. Death

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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