- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Gorden Brown.

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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