- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Penis.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Thumbs this up

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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