Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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