Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Anti Joke

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