Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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yes... that's the joke

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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