- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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