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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

knock knock piss off

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

knock knock Come in!!!

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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