Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Needless to say,

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