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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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