What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

raisin boogers

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Blake wilkeys hair style

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Homosexuals are gay.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A blind man walks into a wall.

heads up!

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

#Hanging Degus

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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