Ju... Just why?

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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