- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

A Jew! Bless you.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Nippies

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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