- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

There's a car about to hit me.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

What did the man without a tongue say...

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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