- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Women's rights.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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