- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Women's rights.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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