- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Hi Jacob You cool

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

your life

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

your going to die

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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