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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Justin Bieber got laid

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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