What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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your mom died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Jesus was a good guy

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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