- Anti Joke

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

you know whats funny... nothing.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-