How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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She said no

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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WNBA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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