raisin boogers

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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matty russel are you on here

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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