- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Knock knock Who's there Police

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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