"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Why did the dog eat poop?

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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