Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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