- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Do you like your life? No. OK.

How old is your mom? Old.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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