Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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